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I Find Myself in a Lab…
Written by Oak McIlwain, February 3rd, 2010   

I Find Myself in a Lab...


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Holy, Shit
Written by Buntz Doom, January 17th, 2010   

Ward lord. O! Big O!

Ness, Paula, Jeff and Poo. Unholy shit, they are bound!

Forever more, I know this world is worlded by warlord.

I am Earthbound. I am not the one. I am thine unward.

For, you see, things dwell in this realm. Holy, shit. It’s ancient.
Fuck! I cannot dwell. I have no skill in this dwell.

Forever be, heiled thine son of sod. HUMAN SHIT IS MY SPELL!

Welcome to Holland.


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Success
Written by Oak McIlwain, January 1st, 2010   

Success is an idea
Ideas are not real
Success sells
Ideas are easier to sell than products or services


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Slushy Machines: The Bane of Mankind
Written by Oak McIlwain, November 11th, 2009   

Slushy Machines

‘Looks pretty innocent to me’ you think to yourself…

Then later on you turn your back and BLAM… your on the ground with a fractured skull.

Don’t trust them! I tells ye!


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Androgyny
Written by Oak McIlwain, October 30th, 2009   

Holy people seem androgynous as they have not identified with the role of male or female.


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News Thrives because We are not Busy leading our own Lives
Written by Oak McIlwain, February 18th, 2009   

Imagine it. Look around bitches and then pull your finger out my ass.


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